It’s Monday. Enough said.
Today was one of THOSE Mondays. I drove to the park on my lunch break, walked a very wee bit, and the sky opened up and started dropping huge rain drops on me. Whatever, no big deal. So I went back to work and someone had cleaned out the fridge on a Monday at 12:10 and threw away everything. Like my lunch.
Really? Who does that? And it wasn’t even done out of spite it was just a didn’t-think-that-through-it must-be-a-Monday thing so I couldn’t even get mad.
No need for re-living the entire day but sufficient to say I came home in need of some pizza, a drink, and a laugh. which I got from Twitter, and figured I’d share with you in case you not only need a laugh, but also share my sense of humor. If not, sorry. 🙁
This sounds like being a vegetarian is as groovy as playing Minecraft! (although if Minecraft has levels I’m doing it wrong)
At lunch: What kind of vegan are you? “What do you mean?” My buddy said he is a level 5 vegan, is that high up? “What the!?” #vegrunchat
— I Ran With Robert (@IRanWithRobert) October 7, 2013
It must be annoying for British people to need their passenger to always order for them at the drive-thru.
— Bruno Pieroni (@brunopieroni) October 2, 2013
How is this not funny? and sad, but also funny..
If you want somebody to overthink something, I’m your man. Or maybe I’m not. I’ll, uh, well, I guess I’ll have to get back to you on that.
— Greg Wright (@GregHenchman) October 7, 2013
I may not have abs of steel, but I have overheard a lot of people whispering about my “rock bottom.”
— Greg Wright (@GregHenchman) June 4, 2013
And I have to add this one because it’s why I change my passwords weekly.
All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
— Wickedwordslinger (@StephenBCramer) October 8, 2013
You’re welcome. And now, since I didn’t sleep last night because someone with the wrong number kept thinking maybe THIS TIME it will be the right number until I unplugged my phone, I am going to read and to sleep.
Here’s to tomorrow being a wide awake, eating whatever lunch I bring, not getting rained on to much, happy and joyfull kind of day.