It’s Monday. Enough said.
Today was one of THOSE Mondays. I drove to the park on my lunch break, walked a very wee bit, and the sky opened up and started dropping huge rain drops on me. Whatever, no big deal. So I went back to work and someone had cleaned out the fridge on a Monday at 12:10 and threw away everything. Like my lunch.
Really? Who does that? And it wasn’t even done out of spite it was just a didn’t-think-that-through-it must-be-a-Monday thing so I couldn’t even get mad.
No need for re-living the entire day but sufficient to say I came home in need of some pizza, a drink, and a laugh. which I got from Twitter, and figured I’d share with you in case you not only need a laugh, but also share my sense of humor. If not, sorry. 🙁
This sounds like being a vegetarian is as groovy as playing Minecraft! (although if Minecraft has levels I’m doing it wrong)
At lunch: What kind of vegan are you? “What do you mean?” My buddy said he is a level 5 vegan, is that high up? “What the!?” #vegrunchat
— I Ran With Robert (@IRanWithRobert) October 7, 2013
It must be annoying for British people to need their passenger to always order for them at the drive-thru.
— Bruno Pieroni (@brunopieroni) October 2, 2013
How is this not funny? and sad, but also funny..
If you want somebody to overthink something, I’m your man. Or maybe I’m not. I’ll, uh, well, I guess I’ll have to get back to you on that.
— Greg Wright (@GregHenchman) October 7, 2013
I may not have abs of steel, but I have overheard a lot of people whispering about my “rock bottom.”
— Greg Wright (@GregHenchman) June 4, 2013
And I have to add this one because it’s why I change my passwords weekly.
All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
— Wickedwordslinger (@StephenBCramer) October 8, 2013
You’re welcome. And now, since I didn’t sleep last night because someone with the wrong number kept thinking maybe THIS TIME it will be the right number until I unplugged my phone, I am going to read and to sleep.
Here’s to tomorrow being a wide awake, eating whatever lunch I bring, not getting rained on to much, happy and joyfull kind of day.
LOL!! Love my solid “rock bottom”!! Thanks for the laugh—your Monday is my Tuesday… Laughter really is the best way to get out of the pits.
Sorry to hear about your Tuesday – but glad you got a laugh from these guys too!